Hello, I heard you were on vacation!?! Well lookie here… not inviting me! You son-ofa… I hope you had torrential rain the whole time. Anyhoo, here’s some new songs, yea that’s right… new stuff..
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The Strong Struggling State – Just Another Life, Vol. 1
ARTWORK BY JOHN GARCIA!! – johngarciastudio.com
Hello sweets and sours and all in between. One evening the stars aligned and all in the streets became silent and ill. I was enjoying a mochi ball and some tea at the time, and then some cereal when it hit.. boom! My appendix was exploding! Ahhhhh help help! The agony, the murder! I was like, “Wow, ouch ok?” and couldn’t do nothing about it. So 12 hours later I was sliced and my appendix was vacuumed up, “slurrrrppp”.
Anyway, here I was with nothing to do but sit around and heal.. what was I to do? Well let me tell you, Garageband for the phone came down from heaven and said, “Sweet darling of mary will you sing to me?” And I started making loads of these songs and put them all into “Just Another Life, Vol. 1” Many more volumes are likely to continue, although no more appendix will be bursting in me.
The Strong Struggling State – Eyebrows Of A Ratty Old Skunk
The Strong Struggling State album “Eyebrows Of A Ratty Old Skunk” is a beautiful journey between two lovers during medieval times. It is very sexy and includes much intercourse through the music. Imagine dragons trying to slay a sorry little child princess, she’s so beautiful shucks! She’s getting attacked! Ahh! And so at this point the wonderful handsome boy comes running in. He just finished off with some medieval porn (ladies with high socks) so he was really loose and slonky but with that tittering edge you know like ready for strutting some big bulls off through the wall. So anyway princess was friggin scared and pissed herself. Boy slays dragon, whistles some silly tune as a victory thing, then the princess is so embarrassed cause not only did she get caught in such a fairy tale event, she also friggin peed her pants. So when boy came up to princess after brushing off his khakis, little princess ran off- she was like “ahhhhh…” and the boy was just shocked.
Two weeks later the princess was airing out her washed clothes on the line up by the castle and she spotted the boy climbing the hill with some berries in a satchel. She decided it was time to thank the poor boy so she trotted over to him with this true large smile. “Hi thank you so much and thanks and hi and well…” but she was interrupted by a luscious kiss slabbed on by the boy. He practically couldn’t help himself. He was globbing. She thought it was nice but he understood this was dangerous seeing as they were on the steep hill of rose bushes and he was losing his balance from self-esteem boosts gradually increasing. He put the berries down and grabbed princess’s hand and guided her to a rock. They took a seat and instantly seemed to have a connection. The rock was warm with the sun. Princess looked into boy’s eyes and almost burst out laughing. She noticed he was crying. Ok.. that’s really funny.. she giggled a tad. He got upset and stood up like a man and said, “What! I can’t cry? Well.. well.. what about you! You pissed in front of a dragon!! HA! You make me sick!” Princess got up and ran away crying. He had outdone himself this time… ha, will he ever learn? Girls are sensitive and especially about pissing their pants. Boys will try and hold it in but they really are also sensitive.
Anyway, this album is called “Eyebrows Of A Ratty Old Skunk” because I had a dream that a ratty old looking skunk trotted in front of me as I was walking into my house. He turned and looked at me all ratty, and then stumbled into a bush. Then the next day I was noticing everyone’s eyebrows sticking out like a sore thumb, like all people in pictures had big bushy eyebrows so I giggled and told my coworkers and they giggled and then one of them said, “Hey that’d make a funny title for an album” and so I was just so totally like, ok.
10 AM Movement – Live At Zoey’s Cafe
I put my thinking cap on for this one and brought more microphones to record this show, hence it sounds pretty nice. I like it. It’s also the first show I sung one of my songs at.
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